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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:06

Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No, not a chance
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...