What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

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Next, they tried...

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How can one learn to talk frankly?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

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Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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No, not a chance

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

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Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

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Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?